So Bad It Becomes a Sport
These movies are not “good”. They are “an event”. You don’t watch them quietly. You watch them with friends, snacks, and the understanding that you are here to witness chaos. You will laugh. You will suffer. You will quote lines you shouldn’t.
The Picks
Teen zombie Christmas musical chaos with a SUPERVILLAIN and ‘how is this real?’ energy. It’s weird, it’s fun, it belongs here.
Official synopsis
A zombie apocalypse threatens the sleepy town of Little Haven—at Christmas—forcing Anna and her friends to fight, slash, and sing their way to survival. In a desperate race to reach their loved ones, they soon learn that no one is safe in this new world, and with civilization falling apart around them, the only people they can truly rely on are each other.
A pastor turns into a dinosaur and fights crime. If you accept that sentence, you will enjoy the movie.
Official synopsis
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Honorable Mentions
It’s a fake movie trailer. 5 mins of pure joy that will stay you forever. It's a masterpiece and it’s already more honest than some full films. It counts as a joke and that’s the point. Go check it out : https://youtu.be/IgV1AVSz8jw?si=3lkNmXOq8OC5Su2q
Official synopsis
In 2011, the American government announces to the world that they have killed Osama bin Laden, the most famous terrorist of every time. His body would have been immersed somewhere in the ocean...